Connie

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

Everyone, this is it. My favorite pun. Right here.

This saves my life

This is the writers bible

THANK YOU

George Takei having the time of his life