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convince me i am an airy clumsy bimbo, have your friends do it too. make me look stupid all the time so i second guess everything

act like i gave a cashier way too much money and tell me i’m too dumb to control money. tell me you need to do it for me

laugh at me when i choose my own outfits, make me think i need you to pick them for me because everything i pick is ugly. dress me up like your doll

manipulate me into thinking i’m a sex addict and you need to control my orgasms. get me addicted to pleasure

explain everything to me like you would a child. make me confused

REPOST if you consent to dumbification DM

Gaslight me by telling me I’m spelling words wrong even when I spell them right.

Make me take tests and lie and say I failed even if I passed.

Replace all of my books with trashy romance novels or kids books and tell me that those were always the only books I had when I ask about it because I’m too dumb to remember that I’m not a good enough reader for anything higher than a children’s book

Drop me out of college without me knowing and get rid of anything related to college. Act confused when I tell you I need to h to class. Ask me what I’m talking and remind me that I was too stupid to have gotten in to college and I’m just being a silly bimbo by not remembering.

Oh my gosh, like, hi guys? So I'm like, totally on my third day with Tumblr? And it's like, I dunno, making me feel all... stupid? Yeah, like, is that even a thing? Can an app make you, like, dumber? And it's all, like, so overwhelming, you know?

Like, the worst part is, oh-em-gee, it's like affecting my work and stuff? I mean, I'm at my desk, trying to concentrate and it's just, like, not happening. My brain's like "Nuh-uh, we're not doing this." I'm just... drifting? Yeah, drifting off. It's all so, like, jumbled and mixed up, you know? Totally not conducive to productivity!

Gaslight me by telling me I’m spelling words wrong even when I spell them right.

Make me take tests and lie and say I failed even if I passed.

Replace all of my books with trashy romance novels or kids books and tell me that those were always the only books I had when I ask about it because I’m too dumb to remember that I’m not a good enough reader for anything higher than a children’s book

Drop me out of college without me knowing and get rid of anything related to college. Act confused when I tell you I need to h to class. Ask me what I’m talking and remind me that I was too stupid to have gotten in to college and I’m just being a silly bimbo by not remembering.