Consistently Inaccurate

matty: i want to poach the hiking trails tonight in the arboretum after i’ve written my lesson plan for tomorrow

jonesy: yknow proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains

matty: i heard u liek dialeckticks?

jonesy: praxis

matty: YAS

matty: brb getting some more weed from my room

matty:judging you a lil for that

jonesy: They had a military olive canvas duffel bag, and i would like a gym bag that is not a free colorado rapids duffel bag i got at a rockies game

matty: go to a goodwill?

jonesy: They never have good bags

matty: >>try harder

matty: also wouldn't am appy have one?

jonesy: Like those are twice the price and not really my aesthetic

matty: but they are made in the usa by immigrant whose wages and bodies are exploited

jonesy: and am appy is still problematic and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

matty: ethics are a cultural construct

matty: nothing matters

matty: we all die

matty: except for bela

matty: he's already dead

Mom: Oh, there's a Lutheran church right by your apartment. You could go there on Sundays!