gender queer the end is near

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

Y’ALL

OH MY GOD

what the fuck

he told YET ANOTHER sole

I GOT THAT BUT WHAT THE FUCK

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

a middle eastern jewish man

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

@koobaxion

jesus h christ

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

10/10 pic usage

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

Shout out to the earlier humans who died figuring out what plants we can and can’t eat.

Mr. Bean is quite funny until you realise you’re basically just laughing at an autistic guy

If alcohol was discovered today, we would consider it too dangerous to use. If cannabis was discovered today, we would consider it a marvelous medical breakthrough and encourage its use as an alternative to various processed drugs.

Radiation can give you cancer, which can be identified by radiation, and that can be treated with radiation.