Professional Dingus

can’t wait to spend 2024 the way i did 2023, obsessing over fall out boy <3

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

The funniest is if you reblog this on a Monday that is also January the 1st.

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

reblog to exist in the same room as the person you reblogged this from

the thing is u can just do this on discord vc and sleep on the call and honestly I call that efficiency

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

what's the first song you listened to in the new year?