The Big Fancy Fishcat

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

oh you can't do this to me too

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

That makes it WORSE

I'm gonna go back in time and instead of stopping 9/11 I'm gonna make sure this comic was printed on 9/11 instead of 9/10.

why does Jon look happy in the third panel

Little-known fact: although most people believe trains to be herbivores, they are actually opportunistic omnivores and will consume meat should it be made readily available.

I see Finland has solved the trolley problem

Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined