to tbh be honest

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

Baker is short for bread maker

The brits don’t celebrate thanksgiving cause if they had a holiday for every time they took over another country they’d probably never have to go to work

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

Shit its almost like the real problem is corporate greed causing mass pollution on an unimaginable scale.

I’m 89% caffeine and 11% sad

That equals 101% 😒

A ghost turning your faucet on and off at night are actually saying “oooooh” instead of “boo” because they died hundreds of years ago and are fascinated with modernization

a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any

the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’

THE VITAMIN C DEBATE

im sorry he what now

Is that…..

y’all gotta stop outing imortals like this