MintBoy

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

i dont think im allowed to read novels set in the 1800s anymore, it makes me talk in a way most would describe as “intolerable”

said out loud with my mouth to my beloved “oh, but i perjure myself” when i caught myself in a contradiction. it is so over

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

im so tired i could sleep a horse

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

a warlock is when they meet in the middle

And kiss.

@catboy-tdick opinion on the bumble sharks?

WONDERFUL AND JOYOUS….