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One of my local high schools did The Phantom of the Opera for their big show of the year in 2011. They trained for months and did very well for a high school drama production. I attended opening night and it was packed beyond belief. Everything was going perfect. The props were amazing and I was truly blown away. It came time for the scene right before intermission where the chandelier swings toward the stage. Well I had seen the practice runs and everything had gone perfect. Then something went very wrong. Sure the chandelier swung forward but it also fell down straight into the audience . Effectively falling on the phantoms family. It was fantastic. Best show I have ever seen. And people say drama isn't cool.

My talents include avoiding responsibility and sleeping during the day

I have been considering watching Torchwood for a while now. I swear, if there isn't some reference to doctor who besides John Barrowman, this world will not be a happy place for some people.

I'm 94.8% sure that there is some sort of higher power watching over us. How do I know this? Well let me tell you a story. One day I went to work. I didn't charge my phone the night before so I was at 50% battery. Not horrible. I lived. After work I went to lunch with my friends and my phone was at 40%. I was slightly worried. We went shopping afterwards and bought cool shit. After that shopping trip I realized my phone was at 15%!!! I feared for my life at that point. We then decided to go to a party and get drunk. We got to the party at around 9 and we were using my phone the whole night. Fast forward a few hours and my phone has been at 2% for a good hour now. We decide to wander around. We get lost like fucking idiots. 3 drunk girls, bad stuff could have happened. But we called someone and they somehow found us. My phone didn't die until 4am! I'm one lucky mother fucker! And that's my proof.

Watching the episode of Doctor Who where Rose and 10 get separated is a really bad thing to do when one is on their period.

When was the last time that the mom from "30 kids (give or take) and counting "had a period?