M’boys

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

me at the dentist :/

shut up

come thru bitch

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

God bless him??? An Icon™

target audience of less than ten individuals

My target audience is me and even that bastard is impossible to please

Holy Trinity

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there's people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

FISH NO

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

how can him go inside but me not

This is illegally sweet.  

i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!