soft hearts electric souls

"oh no, my friend just fell!! I must go immediately beat the shit out of him"

she should be legally allowed to kill I think.

reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

man this politics shit is easy

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

i say this to myself like, once a day. out loud. its just part of me now.