Already, Naruto?

(depeche mode voice) your own. personal. pizza

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

u know we in a recession bc lady gaga making good music again

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?

Usual reasons