talk to me about new-mown hay

has anyone already made yaoi between domo-kun & bernd das brot? we have the technology this has to be something that exists

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

Basically I think a lot of White ppl think the antithesis to racism is "Black people are inherently Cool, White people are inherently Lame" and it's just very hard to convince them that this is also extremely racist lmfao

It's the combination of "seeing a racialized group as Fundamentally Inherently Good is still dehumanizing and you aren't seeing them as people" and "your self-flagellating White guilt is extremely annoying for the people of color around you to deal with"

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

having dated an American kilt boy in college, i can confirm they do not wear panties with their kilts even when they own an actual wool greatkilt

god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

clean girl makeup is not "self expression" and the women who say that are just coping really hard

you can use makeup for self expression. this is true and a lot of people do. but it doesnt count if the goal of your daily makeup routine is just to hide "imperfections" and use a million products just to look like you arent wearing any because you cant handle people seeing your natural face. put on some sparkly pink eyeshadow or get out of my face man

i'm bisexual and aromantic so you'd think i'm just always out fucking bitches all the time because bisexuals and aromantics who aren't asexual individually get called whores all the time. but this is not true. because you see. i have absolutely zero game. so i just sit on my little computer all day instead #mycomputer

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME