time to go fast

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time

It's so cool to make friends in the computer (forgets to respond to everyone forgets to talk to anyone)

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep