"I'm in touch with humanity."

Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

It just keeps getting better, this one. :)

This is no joke one of the most profoundly terrifying things I've ever watched

I physically flinched, goddamn.

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

@paperstorm

well well well if it isn’t my own mental illness coming to mentally ill me

[video description: a mouse puppet wearing chainmail while sitting at a table. On the left side of the table, a bowl of two avocados pushes in. On the right, there is a small chalkboard, which the puppet turns to show that it reads "2 for $10." The puppet sings a parody of running up that hill. It sings "if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, two avocados for ten bucks. He'd say 'that's not very good.' I'd say 'yeah but you're God. Isn't money kind of beneath you?' he'd say 'it's the principle.' I'd say 'do you want avocados or not?' the video cuts out. End description.]

This is my favorite tik tok. I'm literally sobbing. Literally.

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

pussy