the rare commie wizard plush

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

it's been said a thousand times but "male loneliness epidemic" is just our entire generation's loneliness PANdemic. it's just the crisis of capitalism. almost all young people these days are lonely and depressed because of the crisis and decay of the system we live under and tbh the centering of "male loneliness" in this discussion is embarrassing but also a really understandable consequence of sexism & this current stage of culture war . "Oh won't someone think of the young men" oh won't someone think about class consciousness lol

we’re up all night to get yucky

I saw Dracula buttfucking a Frankenstein

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

adhd and weed will both have you like fuck i had to go look up a picture of a giant manta ray

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence