Even when the world ends, I will never love you

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

Make that dad and that was my exact experience like 3 hours ago

why is my whole existence so fucking embarrassing

I’ve kept my sexuality a secret from my parents for almost a decade now and as annoying as it is to keep up with it DOES make me feel like one of the members of any 2000s emo pop band as portrayed by a wattpad fanfiction

Beautiful Cowards™️

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

firstnaming famous people is so fun like yeah that’s my close and personal friend Jeff. no that’s just Matt. That’s Polly. That’s my buddy Adam. Oh hey Brittany how’s it going. Yeah that’s my friend River. Haven’t seen Jake in a while.

the fakest girl yk has a bible verse in her bio