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Oh my gods now Mr. Big makes sense.

quilly joel

me and my best friends

this was unnecessarily adorable.

homies always help homies

You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

did you make this just to be petty

Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

you Used him

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

the trees. holy shit the trees. theyre different colors. like, a million different colors

grass….. it looks so soft… so green…

i’m so happy for you

me today

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

They do actually!

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

Omg that is too cute

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

This is some Shakespeare level shade