100% free range silly billy

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

Here is the podcast (audio only), here is the text (the top text is Chinese, scroll down for English)

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

BRING HIM BACK

oh thank goodness

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

hot ones seems tailormade for a hitman mission. important person eating poisonable food in public, bald guy to impersonate, its all there. presumably some kind of clockwork dollhouse of employees to surveil and subvert somewhere offscreen in the black void

I’ll eat your pussy for hours, then we’ll order pizza, then I’ll eat your pussy some more

What the fuck are we gonna do with the pizza

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium