i will become a deer in 3 days

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

The fact I've had to hear about the cast of Supernatural for the past two decades... I think we should just make them do gay shit then kill them

Sorry we’re out of venti cups can you please kill yourself instead

never recovered from this

I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin?

"At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

Oh my god I was just looking to see how much a copy of Hamlet would be through Barnes and Noble and PEOPLE ARE ROLEPLAYING WARRIOR CATS IN THE REVIEWS??????

ok i was VERY involved in the. b&n reviews warrior cats roleplay scene when i was like 10-12. the first two books of the series were general hubs where ppl would post ads for their clans and other groups. there was a huge percy jackson community i remember participating in too. it worked through search results, eg. riverclan might be under the search result “rivers”. book 1 was rules and a “map”, book 2 might be the main area, book 3 the medicine cats tent, etc. there was also usually a book where ppl would post lengthy descriptions of their character(s). it was a rlly bizarre little corner of the internet jdksj also it was impossible to find any real reviews of any of the warrior cats books bc of it

this is unironically kind of cool

I did this when I was younger: the reason it was on b&n reviews was because I (and I assume a lot of the other kids who did this) only had one electronic device with internet access, and it was an early nook, whose only intended purpose was to read and buy books, so b&n reviews was the only internet thing you could access on those.

gay of a man to get stigmata

What do you need those holes for?

the sun and moon are two women in love and two men in love as well and a man and woman in love and a woman and man in love and not in love at all and very good friends and exes and one person and every person and transgender and tragic lovers and resentful rivals