Just silly [:

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

I'm totally not crying I pawmise

Will websites implode on themselves if they don’t move the buttons around every month or what

all i ate yesterday was pussy and taco meat i think i’m winning in the protein department 🫡

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯