SAD VOYEUR

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THIS SHIT AGAIN: I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT & SHIT WAS FINE FOR A SOLID WEEK BEFORE THIS FUCKFACE BULLSHIT: MY PAST CAME BACK TO ATTACK: I THOUGHT MAKING A NEW ACCOUNT WITH A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS WOULD WORK AROUND THE OLD SUSPENSION: I WAS VERY WRONG: THE ELON MUSK GOBLINS CAME FOR MY SOUL & SUCCEEDED: I REALLY AM PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED LOL: TUMBLR IS MY TRUE HOME: I NEED A HOT CHICK TO MAKE OUT WITH TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER: BONUS POINTS IF SHE LOOKS LIKE BILLIE EILISH! 🖤🤡

i’m very witty, but not as witty as the cool tumblr users with a lot of followers: i’m single & ready to mingle while eating pringles, as jesus christ used to say: i enjoy listening to billie eilish: i’m lonely: thank you for listening 🖤🤡

don’t tell me how to live my life, pokémon go, you stupid global phenomenon fuck! i’ll enter every dangerous area i find! billie eilish protects me! *plays “GOLDWING” by billie eilish: dances in the middle of the street, eyes closed: gets killed by car* 🖤🙏

my new gf: she doesn’t need her eyes to see: the bangs cover her eyes completely because she’s too stylish to have it any other way: it’s safe to say i’m in love: i kissed her exposed belly after takin’ this glorious shot: i was told to leave the mall soon after 🖤📸🤡

THE ONLY SHOW THAT MATTERS! MY SWEET MANDO RETURNS! GROGU IS A GIRL! I’M TOO EXCITED, IDK WHAT TO DO! FUCK! *starts jerking off* 🖤

the breakfast of demonic champions 🖤📸✝️