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mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

I, too, enjoy video game character themes where the bassline goes all stuttery and a bitcrushed voice goes "bwuh" to inform you that the person before you is in fact some sort of Creature.

There can't possibly be that many examples of this, can there?

this town ain’t big enough for the one of me

OCD recovery is cosmically unfair because it's the only disorder i know of where the treatment is 'okay! now make yourself feel worse'

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months