I just lost 3 years of my life

UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD

This would immesurably improve both sports.

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby

ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think about it but basically what happened is that my mom had been following his trials when it was going on back in the late 90′s and like. she was on this flight that also fuckin happened to be transporting this mob boss to his next trial so like there were a bunch of mafia people on this plane with him and my mother was like “holy shit, it’s vinny the chin” and she literally started?? talking to these mafia guys. and she had to run to the bathroom and for some reason was like “can you watch my kid for me for a second” so my mom left me with the mafia. and she kind of? didn’t think about it? and realized fully what she had done as she was washing her hands so she like runs back out and i was fine. they were playing with me and i was laughing. i think it made the news. anyway that’s the story of how baby me enamored a bunch of mobsters

Parenting: You’re doing it right.

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t stop laughing

Of course the only birds on the dark side would be fucking geese

Those are swans but I was bitten by a swan once so the point still stands

gonna become a millionaire just so i can go to the met gala and actually fit the theme

Coexist

this what i picture world peace looks like

This is where I want to be

Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years

this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time I give up on humanity

i love

!!!!!

:’D

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado