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Alcina: *sees someone running from the lycans*

Alcina: What an foolish mort-

Alcina, recognizing the yelling and profanities(y/n): wait a minute, that's my idiot mortal!

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Honestly the reason why DA2 is my favourite (and why DAI was such a letdown in comparison) despite all its flaws is that at least it was an attempt to break away from Ye Old Standard Fantasy RPG Formula.

Like.

I love the three-act structure! I love that each act is self-contained, but still feeds into the central conflict of the game. I love that it allows for your choices to have consequences in-game, and not just in epilogue slides that will get retconned anyway.

(I love that the story takes place over seven years, too.)

I love that Hawke is not a Chosen One (have I mentioned how much I hate that trope lately?). I love that the plot is important to them because it involves their family, their friends, their home. I love that they get involved because they can, and not because they’re the only one who can. And I love that they still can and do fuck it up so badly at times.

I love how important Kirkwall itself is to the plot. I love that you spend so much time there that by the time the third act rolls around you feel like you really know the city.

I love that the Companions’ lives don’t revolve around Hawke. I love that Aveline is captain of the guard and Anders has a clinic and Fenris probably hunts slavers in his spare time and Merrill is likely much more involved in alienage matters than we were shown. I love that they hang out with Hawke because they’re friends and not because of some world-ending threat that needs to be stopped.

(I love that there’s no world-ending threat at all, just fear and oppression at work.)

I love the antagonists. I love that you get to interact with them long before they turn hostile to you, that you get to know them before you fight them, because how many games actually do that?

Sure, the game had issues, but those issues deserved to be worked on and improved, not swept under the rug in favour of a return to the old standard.

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monzterzack

for anyone that needs medical help today

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gallagherkid

man ya basic

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Hey, as a heads up for people selling Bi Pride-themed items: this account has suddenly started claiming that they owned the copyright to the bi flag and is asking anyone who sees it being sold to report it back to them. They do not.

Please spread this around. I'd hate to see LGBT+ creators who dont know any better getting scamed into giving these shady people money.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

you guys are missing the best fucking part

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you

thefaginogion

perfect (bisexual)

negrocops

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

alexander

This is important hello (x)

itsahalest0rm

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

henamyung

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

mischiefthewitchy

*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.

okssure

I will probably reblog this once a day

thewisestqueen

forgotten-daydreamer

Reblog. Always reblog.

gishifu

This is what we mean when we talk about gendered socialization. Wonderful to see an entire government standing up and talking about it.

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hickeywiththegoodhair

queerhumanbeing

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6qubed

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

hokuto-ju-no-ken

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

this-isnotmy-cat

Pass it on.

catloversplace-blog

Follow Us For Cats!

korino21

Legit I just had this talk with my parents this morning. My day bought an Easter Lilly and I told him to get rid of it

vederlicht

Very important!

Also important to note: Daffodils are part of the lily family, so they pose a threat to cats as well. Be aware and keep the purry friends safe.

fake

“Her appearance is a major factor in why I’m with her, to be honest.” “The real reason women get a reduction is for the sake of their own vanity.” “I’m only 27 and the thought of having a woman with small breasts for the rest of my life is impossible”

somewine-andsay-whatsgoingon

So you’ve been with a guy two years, mention you’re thinking of getting a breast reduction, get all that fanfare and suddenly realise that guy was only with you for your boobs. I have no words.

saturdaymorning

These poor women. :(

witwitch-deactivated20160508

Men are trash.

chubby-bunnies

DUMP HIM

hickeybickeyboo

LET THEM BURN

soddingusername-deactivated2021

I’ve been thinking about having a cock tattooed on my forehead… That shouldn’t impact my relationship, should it?

geekandmisandry

Guys always want to compare dicks to tits like omg. Like these are women who need breast reduction due to physical discomfort and this guy is so salty about the idea all he can do is compare it to literally tattooing a dick on your forehead.

I personally support all people like this getting dick tattoos, then we’ll be able to identify them easier.

jenniferrpovey

If your partner puts their gratification over your comfort, dump them.

I would honestly lay bets this guy is lousy in bed anyway.

kawaii-watermelon

Gross. But, I wish they would check their measurements and A Bra That Fits. I used to think about getting a breast reduction, but once I did that, I stopped thinking about it, because I got the right sized bra, which supported me from the band instead of the straps, and I haven’t had back pain from my breasts not being supported since then, and I’m always in pain and everything is painful for me, so that’s new and amazing.

jenniferrpovey

That is a very good point. The vast majority of us are not wearing bras that fit.

But the point to my response isn’t about breast reduction per se.

It’s about the subset of straight guys who care more about their own sexual gratification than the woman providing it. This kind of attitude is what leads to women being dumped after they have breast cancer. It leads to the fact that men are more likely to divorce a wife who has become chronically ill than the reverse.

And it likely correlates with, as I already said, being lousy in bed. That wasn’t a joking insult. It’s part of the pattern.

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w-for-wumbo

it’s time

nyehs-deactivated20140525

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

ewaneneollav

it’s time

slydilustrous

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

hockeylvr42

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

edeneye30

I T S T I M E

scruffymcwhiskers-blog

ITS TIME

flynn-science

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

aesthetjic

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

ultxmately

je56-deactivated20180822

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

aquilacalvitium

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

aceofspades-lena

it’s time.

rainbowsylvie

Time

dark-eyed-harmothoe

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

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graffiticraft-junk

March 1st, fuckers.

aquilacalvitium

Hey look it’s younger me

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE

adventurekat

MARCH 2020 YALL SPOOKY SEASON IS ROUND THE CORNER

chao-thicc

IT’S TIME

radical-eve

kasaron

Guessing it uses ultrasound?

officialmacgyver2-deactivated20

Ultrasonic background noise, yes.

kasaron

Ye, that’s what I’d use.

jooshthepunished-deactivated202

The real question is whether they’re gonna hold the patent close to their chest so they can sell it, or if they’ll open the patent so homegamers can take a crack at building their own.

boomalope-pope

They’ve already put the code and 3D printing models up on github!

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libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Seriously just a bit of pollen could make your cat sick within a matter of minutes. Stay far away from Easter lilies if you have kitties!

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comfortingcreature

the grinch when hes feeling himself

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