Titles Are For Chumps

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

The last part of that joke is now he's his manager

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

@the-nephelococcygian

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How is she wearing high heels? Hooves don't have heels!

Strange

No one ever knows what to say to that

So she grew cow hooves or a mix between horse and cow, and trained them to grow into that shape? That's like training your toenails into ballet pointe shoes.

Oh I’m sure she got them done somewhere

At least she's wearing horse panties on the horse half?? And from the human doctor's expression, it looks like he's at least one of the baby daddies.

@misstextures i must show you this as an act of revenge

i still haven't recovered after the monsters inc

TF YOU MEAN THIS ISNT A 10K NOTE POST RB'D BY @hellsite-hall-of-fame?????

Did they say motherfucking centaur parthenogenesis

I think I found the source? No, it does not provide context (that I saw) (but I didn't look very hard).

Everyone has asked very good questions, but I can't help but wonder: Why is she matching a blue dress with a pink tail bow? And why isn't she tying it together with a matching hair accessory? Matching tail and hair accessories would be a lovely and very natural thing to do, to bring the outfit together, but she, despite being a clearly fashionable lady, has chosen not to do so. Is it simply that such matching is out of style, or does it have some meaning to it? Is the choice of pink tail accessory and blue dress symbolic of the gender of the child(children?) she's pregnant with? Going with the build-a-centaur idea, is the human half male and the horse part female? I can absolutely see that being the sort of fashion a proud fashionista horse mommy doing.

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