Titles Are For Chumps

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

The last part of that joke is now he's his manager