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*inhale*

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Aaaaaaaaaaaugh.

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I was raised on the strict principle that the driver only drives. Shotgun seat is a duty, not a privilege. Second seat is the first passenger, the second in command. Shotgun does everything that the driver needs done. Driver wants water, shotgun hands them the water bottle, already opened, and closes it after the driver has had their drink. Shotgun manages the navigator, googles things that popped into the driver's head and wants to look up real quick. Reads the driver's incoming texts and texts back as the driver dictates - upon the driver's request. Driver only drivers. If your ass itches you don't take your hands off the fucking wheel, the secondant scratches it for you.

Then you sit down in the car of someone who's an excellent never-had-a-crash driver and watch in horror as they go 80 kmh on a curving forest road, opening a water bottle one-handed while applying lip balm with the other, changing music by pecking their phone's touch screen with the tip of their nose like a bird, all the while steering with their left ass cheek, and you feel your soul leave your body just in case your body is also gonna leave the car after it, through the windshield, in the near foreseeable future.

orcboxer

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

byjove

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

cheese-wiz-for-bones

that is the most black cat looking black cat i've seen in my life, good for them.

byjove

she has been practicing since she was very young

merimaybe

What a dignified and shapely beast…

jennyforeigner

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

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NEED!!!

juniper-petunia

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

kosmogrl

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

ilynpilled

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

spyndylle

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pseudophan

this shit just got so real i feel faint

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treestomeetyou

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

eddiesangels

hey guys just woke up from a 15 year coma. I wonder how amazingphil and danisnotonfire are doing

killhitleragain

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

buckpussy

the mutuals you have nothing in common with anymore fandom-wise are so important to the dash ecosystem...... #biodiversity

slugbus

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

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segamascott

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

snowdarkred

he died for what he believed in

nicenight

be the change you want to see i guess

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