Mighty Morphin Problematic Rangers

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

As of December 18th I will only be full of garlic bread

What is gay privilege?

better sex

No accidental kids.

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

Not being straight.

No offense but if you didn’t make him nut you failed as a top

Tops who don’t reciprocate, go ahead and just join the masses of straight men cause at that point, u are just as sad as they are.

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What did you bottoms do to my post

“hi, yuh”

LMFAO

What’s your favorite app? “Upside down text creator” DECEASED lmfao

Girls aren’t playing hard to get…they don’t want you.

every rich person who does not use their money to flex is a dumb motherfucker and i hate them. why the hell you got money n u not lookin good w it? dumbass

here’s the thing: he thinks he is flexin. He’s utterly without aesthetic knowledge or the wisdom to recognize value, so if you just tell him something is expensive, he instantly thinks it’s good and he’s better than you for having it. So he does stupid shit like buy expensive italian suits without getting them taken in, or getting fake tans and hair plugs without thinking about how they look because they cost him a lot, so it must look good. So he looks like an unusually large toddler in his sunday suit from the husky boys section of Men’s Warehouse who got into mommy’s makeup kit, and it cost him 10 large to look like that.

Oh thats scarier to think than that hes not trying. Dont say that

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

I love this post

It just keeps getting better

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

Loving this year’s macys thanksgiving parade