Etoile Lafitte

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

Please, I need this 😭 🙏 

Please let this work

getting serious for a second here but i’m here for all of you. i always will be, and you can count on it forever. i swear on my life.

I’m here for everyone. if you need anything let me know

I’ll support everyone on the lgbt spectrum till I’m six feet under

I’ll support them from heaven or hell

Catch me not dying so I can continue to support

💖💖💖💖

🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤

This!

Safe for all…

Depression feels like being tired of a long days work even though you’ve been home doing nothing.

thank you that other day i learnt saloon is pronounced as saline and the only way to learn how to pronounce things in english is by being corrected by someone else bc you tried to pronounce a word logically

This helps so much

Bees: baby girls, babies wasps/hornets: TOUGH GUYS. BADDIES Hoverfly: hewwo :3

So, when I was 3, I accidentally stepped on a bumblebee, and one of his wings got all crushed. So I picked him up, took him inside, named him George, and he lived in a little jar on my dresser for a few days. I would open up the jar, and he would crawl all over my arm, and then I’d put him back. I even dropped some clover flowers in for him, which he LOVED. But then my mom found him, and flushed him down the toilet, then told me that bees were not acceptable pets. Haven’t really liked bees since then, to be honest.

@19agbrown Are you okay man?

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

Nothing but support for MY nonbinary people who prefer they/them to binary pronouns 💚

the fact that i wasnt born with wings so i can propel into the sky just to freefall and extend my wings at the last second to fly mere feet above the ground is homophobic

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

straight people are in the notes arguing with this

It’s not “queer to hell”. Is “straight to hell”.

is it scurvy? is it lead? is it tuberculosis? is it the crippling loneliness? who knows we’re all dying

millennial burnout or doomed victorian arctic expedition