history majors are people too :(

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

we were teens in the golden age of queerbait. and it was BEAUTIFUL

Gonna start NOT saying dumb shit out loud and replacing it with "no... I shan't say." unfortunately that doesn't apply to tumblr because it's MY blog and I get to choose the one note flop posts.

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

I’m going to perform medical malpractice on you cuz I love you

this website is so full of morbidly depressed people its kind of refreshing actually. no glamour no spectacle of a perfect life even the biggest blogs here are run by suicidal transsexuals with messy rooms who have strange sexual fantasies. found my people

Vincent van Gogh was right, this sadness will never leave.

college aus are kinda crazy. they would not be doing all that. There's midterms

Not even in college anymore, but I know EXACTLY what you mean.

deadpool killing a bunch of tva agents with wolverine's dead remains while dancing to nsync is not something i knew i needed but im SO glad it happened

just watched Deadpool and Wolverine, the part where they make out for 10 mins caught me a bit off guard but it was a good movie overall

Most underrated part of the Deadpool & Wolverine movie is when Deadpool mentions that his girlfriend left him, and Wolverine's first response was to say, "You had a girlfriend???" because he genuinely can not fathom that this man is into women