cat blog

Honestly there are no normal brothers or sisters or parents or children or anything the family is so fucking weird always and forever.

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards

Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet

Opening Instagram or similar algo hellscape to see the latest trending comic that reads like "as a spunky queer comics artist, AI makes me depressed. But I know that the soulless machine could never replicate the human uniqueness of my work!" and then feeling the irony of that statement settle over you as you scroll down and every few pages are served almost the exact same comic concept over and over again, except with minor style variations, and the spunky queer comics artist has a different set of pride pins and/or cutesily rendered pets in the backgrounds.