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FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

A thing that no one tells you is that when you turn 34, you'll start to have thoughts like 'ooh, it's been a while since I heard Vivaldi's Four Seasons played live by a string quartet,' and 'gosh, maybe this weekend I'll see if there's a string quartet performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons,' and 'golly, I simply can't get that really twiddly bit of Summer from Vivaldi's Four Seasons out of my head, that man certainly knew how to compose an earworm or two, and it's been stuck in my brain ever since I saw it played live by a string quartet for the fifth time, or possibly the sixth,' and this is a universal experience that happens to everyone the moment they turn 34, 100% of the time, and if you've turned 34 and you think it hasn't happened to you yet, then you're just plain wrong

I hate how a woman having body hair is immediately seen as this like political statement or that she’s gnc or whatever like girl wtf it’s just the natural state of her being

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

can i borrow the mandate of heaven for like 5 minutes

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)