TPOH as technically-accurate alternate titles centering on a certain relationship
(This is just me getting inspired by a discussion and laughing my ass off)
Chapter 1 : Meeting The Future Parent (Not That He Knows It)
Chapter 2 : Moving To New State : Denial
Chapter 3 : This Could Have Been Your Stepmom
Chapter 4 : This Could Be Your Uncle (Technically)
Chapter 5 : Dad Denies First Pet, Parent-Child Argument Ensues
Chapter 6 : Dad Realizes He Left Child Without Supervision
Chapter 7 : Dad Fails To Set A Bed Curfew And Child Gets New Pet Anyway
Chapter 8 : Meet The Neighbours Who Have Beef With Dad
Chapter 9 : Neighbours Have Spiritually Adopted the Child
Chapter 10 : Dad Helps Child Over A Primal Fear By Telling A Bedtime Story
Chapter 11 : Going Shopping Together
Chapter 12 : This Could Be Your Grandma, And Her Workers Also Have Beef With Dad
Chapter 13 : Spend The Night At Grandma's, Trust Her With The Pet
Chapter 14 : Dad Fucking Losing The Child At The Market While There's A Creep On The Loose
Chapter 15 : Escape The Creep At The Market While Discovering Dad's Not-So-Good Social Track Record
Chapter 16 : This Could Have Been Your Stepdad
Chapter 17 : Vacations With Dad Gone Wrong
Chapter 18 : Disaster Strikes Vacation Location And Dad Gets Hurt
Chapter 19 : Child Has To Be The Adult (Well, More Blatantly)
Chapter 20 : Getting Dad To The Local (Mysterious) Hospital
Chapter 21 : Dad Has An Awesome Recovery Chair
Chapter 22 : Child Gets Hurt While Helping The Neighbors Out, Now That's Both Set Up For Surgery
Chapter 23 : Inheriting A House (And Stepmom Is A Heart Donor, Just Not Hers)
Chapter 24 : Bully Makes Child Cry, Dad Is Pissed
Chapter 25 : Moving In Part 1
Chapter 26 : The Not-So-Good Social Track Record Explained (Partially)
Chapter 27 : Dad Realizes He Shot Himself In The Foot (Heart)
Chapter 28 : Child Tricks Her Way In The Second Half Of The Inheritance, Dad-Style
Chapter 29 : So The Bully Stole The House
Chapter 30 : Child Having To Be The Adult (Again) During An Arson Case
Chapter 31 : Reuniting With The Pet Again And Moving In Part 2
Chapter 32 : Finding Out Why Dad Has Social Services On His Ass
Chapter 33 : Even A Mundane Library Trip Can't Go Right, Because Dad Sucks At Interior Design
Chapter 34 : Taking The Child At The Place You Previously Divorced, Winter Edition
Chapter 35 : Communication Problems Arise, With Child Having The Best Excuse To Not Be Listening To Dad (Also Uncle's In Cahoots With Social Services)
To be continued...
(Added Chapter 35)
