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"you know i just can't be sure im aro or ace... anyway time to talk to someone on a dating app and get nervous/dread them setting up an actual date (aka the literal purpose of a dating app) and the idea of them viewing me romantically/sexually during said date" <- me, for some fucking reason

#musings #well i don't know if its just nerves do i!!!!#anyway i'm still going on a date with this guy im talking to at best i can turn this into a friendship #even if i didn't get nervy about romance i wouldn't want to date a big gambler like he seems to be #but if he's a friend i can just watch that shit on the far sidelines lol

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aroace-get-out-of-my-face

moon :) 🌙<- look at her. she's our friend

THE MOON!!! OUR FRIEND

#:o

fexalted

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

#lol #lmao even

non-plutonian-druid

sometimes i remember that stan has that painting of dogs playing poker hanging above his bed and the world becomes beautiful again

[ID: a screenshot of Grunkle Stan's room from S2Ep1 Scaryoke (I think, i took this screenshot a while ago). End ID.]

[ID: a closeup of the previous image, the painting above Stan's bed which seems to be the painting of dogs playing poker. End ID.]

non-plutonian-druid

Thinking about this again. It's one of the few purely decorative objects in Stan's room. How did Stan acquire the dogs playing poker painting. Did Ford already have it? Did he purchase it for himself? Did Soos get it for him as a present? There are so many beautiful options

Also I didn't know i never linked the actual painting for comparison, so here:

A Friend in Need by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge (there are several in the series but I think it's most likely this one)

[ID: a painting of several different types of dogs playing, and cheating at, poker. End ID.]

#i personally choose to believe he stole it from someone in town #like he did with the sad clown painting #felt a deep kinship with gambling dogs and yoinked that bad boy #god i love that it’s in his room.#it’s such an accurate decoration choice #do you know how many upper middle class homes I’ve gone to for estate sales #and have seen a man cave/basement with dogs playing poker #more that two #which is a lot when you think about it

jackabbot

i know i say this often but i cannot say it loud enough: people who comment on fics, people who reblog posts and engage with fanworks are the people who generate community and without them fandom would be nowhere, so truly thank you for your presence, you make the world go 'round <3

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poon-nropay

Grab your copy of Across the Multiverse Zine ( @gfacrossthemultiversezine ) now, before the pre-order close on July 15th!🫵It's full of wonderful works from talented people!

I've team up with my amazing friend, Moon ( @coldbronzemoon ), for a story featuring our Nothing Out Of Ordinary AU! Here are previews for my art!

#buy the zine so you can look at enro’s sick art #that’s an order!!

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Meet the Fiddauthor Scrapbook Zine! 👓 Artist ปุณ.Nropay_ @poon-nropay

#-points- frand :)

tearlessrain

making friends via fandom is inherently hilarious because in many ways it's like a regular friendship and sometimes you'll share stuff that's going on in your lives and offer support and talk about food or pets or random cultural stuff because you live on opposite sides of the damn planet, but also some of your interactions are like "hello beloved friend whom I cherish deeply, I have brought you a deceptively platonic gift of lovingly crafted star wars porn"

#:)#enrooooo #you know what im thinking of

nropay

GUESS WHO

Through pettiness and sheer spite,

Stanley Pines stayed in school.

Chapter 2

“Why are you here, Pines?” Mr. Murray asked, his voice genuinely puzzled at the presence of Stanley. The physics teacher was always blunt, but Stan did silently wish Mr. Murray wouldn’t care or asked questions about why he showed up and let it rest as one of many mysteries of Stanley Pines, like Ms. Le that morning. Well, at least he didn’t ask about the black eye.

T | Gen

#HI IF YOU LIKE TEEN STANS BEING THE WORST AT EMOTIONAL RESOLUTION READ THIS FIC #and it you love stan being pissed off #which i do #gravity falls

haveyoureadthisgravityfallsfic

Have you read "would you spare me your voice if i called?"

Yes

It's in my bookmarks/saved for later/I intend to now

No, and I don't read Gravity Falls fics

Voting ended onJul 13

Submitter's summary:

When Ford starts receiving completely silent phone calls for no clear reason, he sees it not as an annoyance, but as an opportunity. Who better to use as a sounding board for all your complaints than someone who never talks back?

Author:

@coldbronzemoon

#oh hi :-)

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anneriawings

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

phantomrose96

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

anneriawings

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

anneriawings

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

anneriawings

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY

anneriawings

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

anneriawings

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

phantomrose96

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

anneriawings

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

anneriawings

COOKIES ACQUIRED

homebeccer

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

anneriawings

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

anneriawings

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED

phantomrose96

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

crowreys-wormstache

Oh my god it’s back

anneriawings

H O W

anavar-immela

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

phantomrose96

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.

terrainterrain-pullup

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

offonaherosjourney

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

korasonata

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail of any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.

#enro my darling i think this is what's happening to my goddamn letter to you #please. its been months.

raisinchallah

really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?

#this is what it feels like trying to write more doa lol

coldbronzemoon

hi btw in case you were wondering: i am a writer for the across the multiverse zine!! (@gfacrossthemultiversezine) if you like my fics please consider checking out the zine's preorder on the 15th. please also consider checking it out if you love @nropay's art as much as i do, or if you want to see the wonderful writing and art of a bunch of other contributors. so much cool art and writing!!

#hiiiii just a reminder!! it's a good zine!#gf zine

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If any one of our posts reaches……

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finished count of monte cristo :-)

#musings #it was very fun!!!!#but. i'm very excited to read something i will be done with in about 300ish pages #that'll be so nice

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