Cold October

This is it. The one true limit. This is the worst thing I've ever seen someone do to someone else that was still funny.

they better have microwaved that watermelon

Her amygdala just detonated like a block of c4

They Got Him…

mistaken for salad… again.

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

certified iconic post

This is so my favorite Thor movie

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

Period

i still know every single word….

i thought this video was destroyed

that’s the skater boy avril lavigne was talking about

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

You’ve just changed the fucking game

[|87

I imagine this is how Joss Whedon sounds when he writes

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

The fact that the audio is so slightly slightly out of sync in places is sending me.

i’m crying. 

world heritage post 

i promise: however big you think this wave will be, it is bigger

I legit want to swim there.

i am eating chips. i am stress smoking. i am a rat behind a grocery store. i am responding to emails professionally. i am avoiding all texts from friends. i am taking benzodiazepines to call my girlfriend. i am relaxed. i am too stressed out to function. i am a boy king. i am treating my spine like a slinky.

Darn shame if this circulated…