gaurds! gijinka that man! -karina farek

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

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hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

But that's not a cat

yes it is

I've seen this fucking post 8 times

And you’ll see it again

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

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@maryland-officially

............whhhyyy

@maryland-officially

I will never be free of this post

Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?

@rendezvouswithdisaster

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

you people aren't CASTING

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)