Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

don’t look at all my lip balms

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

don't look at that either

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.