Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

why don’t you build a little birdhouse in your soul and maybe you’ll calm down 

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

game where you play as a medieval knight but it's peacetime so it's mostly about estate administration and property law

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!