The idea that adult men and women can't ever be friends without it having an ulterior motive is misogyny and you will never convince me otherwise. If you think a man having a female friend is inappropriate or that a woman having a male friend is inappropriate then you are a misogynist.

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

this grave keeper edible aint shit

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video chatting the height of human innovation. we have one person streaming a video game, one person showing off their fingernails (me), one person looking judgmentally at the fingernail owner (unkind), and one person streaming baby sensory videos

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

Friends watching me battle the lag