video chatting the height of human innovation. we have one person streaming a video game, one person showing off their fingernails (me), one person looking judgmentally at the fingernail owner (unkind), and one person streaming baby sensory videos

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

Friends watching me battle the lag

you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

bro you didny tell me this shit had gagobears in it bro im agergic

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder