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The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailorβs apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Hereβs a link to the blog post about it, but Iβll just paste the whole diary entry here:
βI had been at work about two months when Christmas came on β and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friendsβ¦while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit β coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] β buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit.Β
βUnfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoledΒ myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your dayβs work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.β
βI was hoping theyβd beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridgeβ
Not just any fridge-
The public fridge
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!
great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!
hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!
excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth
guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism
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new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
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hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth
hey donβt cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?
@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?
95 at present, more on the way :)
hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!
hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?
hey donβt cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism π
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hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee
HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
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every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and iβm forced to keep going
editing to add some faq on this post because somehow it's confusing:
Q: (some shit about cuno getting shot) A: cuno doesn't get shot. cunoesse does. there's actually women and girls in this game.
Q: where do you get a gun this early in the game? A: kim gives you his gun to shoot down the body. you choose to turn your gun on cunoesse instead because she won't stop bullying you. this is a cop game.
Q: (some shit about how they can't tell if this person is joking) A: they are, in my opinion, very obviously making a joke and doing a bit and being funny and being silly and so on.
Q: what game are they talking about??? A: i literally said in the fucking caption that it's disco elysium.
Q: CLEARLY this person- A: you don't know anything about this person. you're making up headcanons about strangers and getting mad at them for it.

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