i dont understand

pre covid you could make a room of freshmen laugh with a video of griffin mcelroy sayin todd howard repeatedly. now you gotta kill someone. You have to kill someone.

baby for sale. shoes not included

like a centaur to an apple

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

[Image description: A photo of a woman holding her head in her hand, staring blankly ahead. End description.]

Y'all need to appreciate that this was practically fucking *yesterday*.

as of today: june 1, 2023, that headline is 2 ½ months shy of being old enough to rent a car

for everyone bad at math, like me lol: the original print date was August 13th, 1998

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer

Technically speaking according to Doom lore, Doomguy is qualified to become the Pope.

babygirl i am going to chop these vegetables so roughly. does the diversity of shapes on display in these pieces of onion make you want me