cohobbitation

i love lowland streaked tenrecs because they’re like if a mammal was a caterpillar

#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

paleolithic man sending multiple unsolicited "fertility sculptures" through rudimentary trade networks to a woman who moved several weeks' walk down the river to get away from him