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Bruce realizing that he has 4 gen z children.
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Headcanon that Tim just grows the tallest out of the Bats almost overnight. Tim is now like an inch taller than Jason. Damian is having a meltdown because he was "catching up" (he was not). Dick keeps chuckling and making "little brothers" jokes. Duke is just enjoying Jason spiralling and adding lifts into his boots. Tim doesn't even clock it, his brothers are just being weird as usual though Damian seems to really be losing it this time because he's walking around in boots that Tim is pretty sure that Sabrina Carpenter would wear on tour.
Bruce, tired as fuck from patrol, just frowns at Tim when the Bats are gathered for post-patrol cereal in the kitchen at 5am and being like "the fuck did that happen?"
DpxDc Idea
Bruce and Vlad freaking hate eachother. Its a known, very public fact. Bruce doesn't even slip into his Brucie persona to deal with Vlad, thats how much they hate eachother.
Danny is Vlad's heir, mostly against his will. Danny only says mostly because he did eventually agree to the situation, but only after Vlad threatened to make Dani his heir, which would tie her down and steal her freedom. So now, Danny has the "fun" job of learning how to run a company, and invest.
Tim is Bruce's CoCEO, and its pretty well known hes more than likely going to take over the company at some point. He already did at one point, he was already a CEO, he had a large quantity of WE's shares, and Damian, as he grew and matured, seemed less and less interested in being CEO once he saw all the paperwork, and morons Tim and his Father had to deal with daily.
Do Danny and Tim share the VladCo vs WE feud? No, its quite the opposite in fact. Everyone with eyes can see how fond the two young men are of eachother. As much fun as the Bruce v Vlad verbal brawls are to watch, watching Danny and Tim dance around eachother like twitterpated sparrows is even more fun to experience.
But, Bruce and Vlad are quick to yank the two young men away from eachother. And its heartbreaking for everyone to witness, and or read as the two young men are kept apart by their stubborn bosses.
Basically, Romeo and Juliet but if it was Corporate, Gay, and the dead guy is only half dead.
I personally think that the PHM fandom(And Bloodymary folks too, it'll be funny) should get more mileage out of the fact that the way Grace was called in to assist on PHM, and how he ended up on the ship, and seemingly a bunch of other shit, was higher-ups going:
"Well. Fuck. The backup plan for our backup plan has failed. Do- Do we have literally anything else available? ANYTHING? Dear god, ANYTHING else?? ...no? Fine. If -and only if- he's our last remaining plausible choice... Send in the Freak."
And then Rocky was the only one on his ship to survive the radiation... Because he was off by himself in a workshop, not leaving or interacting with the rest of his crew while the all died of radiation poisoning? Yeah no, I don't buy it. He could not have been the only engineer on that ship. Uh-huh. He was 'so busy with work' he wasn't out in the contaminated parts of the ship. Totally not just a social outcast who people didn't like very much. Totally.
And then he shows back up on Erid later like "Yeah, of course I'll help solve the Astrophage crisis and start our Taumoeba farm... After we get my squishy alien friend here housed and fed and such. What's that? The entire planet is in danger of dying if we delay? Well, then we'd better hurry up on getting Grace sorted! If he dies, WE ALL DIE WITH HIM. :) :) :) :)"
Imagine Bloodymary where they get abducted the COI, and they think HELL YEAH, TALENTED SCIENTIST. And then Simon stands behind him shaking his head feverishly. Like, NO. NONONONONONONO. DO NOT TURN EITHER OF THEM LOOSE IN YOUR LABS. And if either one of them starts talking about making 'improvements' to the life support systems, FUCKING SEDATE THEM.
*Kon and Jon in space back from a mission*
Kon : The stars are beautiful from here.
Jon : Yeah.
Kon : But do you know who is more beautiful?
Jon : Yeah.
Jon & Kon enamored : Damian/Tim...
Kon :
Jon :
Kon : Tim is objectively more attractive.
Jon : Are you high? Damian is obviously the most beautiful.
Kon : Damian?! He's a scary, mean, stabby, assassin!
Jon : Oh you did not.
Kon : Oh but I did.
Jon : TIM IS LIKE A RACCOON HIGH ON PAIN MEDICATION!
Kon : LISTEN THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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Diana : Everyone! I received a signal of fighting in the atmosphere near the earth!
Bruce : We need to prepare.
Barry : I'm connecting us to the satellite for a visual! There it's-
Justice league :
Oliver : Am I tripping or is that your child's Clark?
Clark : I- I mean yeah but...
J'onn : The audio is connecting.
Kon audio : TIM IS THE BEST YOU BITCH! HE'S HOT, PRETTY, GORGEOUS, SMART, INCREDIBLE! WAY BETTER THAN MISTER EX ASSASSIN! *Laser eyes*
Jon audio : NOBODY ASKED YOU, YOU HALF-ASSED CLONE! DAMIAN HE'S WHAT EARTH HAVE DONE BEST! TIM CAN'T EVEN DREAM OF BEING LIKE HIM! *Throw a meteorite at him*
Justice league :
Hal : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH
Bruce with the biggest sigh of the world : Clark.
Clark really embarrassed by his kids : Yep- going right now!

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Damian: i remember when i first came to Gotham, how awe-struck i was by the power of Batman and his Robins; how badly i wished to live up to the mantle and make everybody believe in me and honour me as a part of the team,
Tim: *prompting hum*
Damian: …and then i met you all.
Tim:
Tim: and now?
Damian: i feel like there’s better things to do with life.
Tim, easily: yeah, going behind the scenes really takes that respect away, doesn’t it?
Damian: so you know what i mean?
Tim: oh yeah. when i first became Robin i adored Bruce and the concept of being Robin. thought it was magical. thought it was gonna be the best time of my life.
Damian: and then?
Tim: and then Bruce started getting on my fucking nerves.
big BIG fan of hardened hero/vigilante types having regular but non-negotiable fears. especially when those hardened hero/vigilante types are the batfamily. because as much as those guys are seen as cryptids and unbeatable legends that somehow manage to beat every meta around them without breaking a sweat, they are just. a group of guys. and i think that’s very fucking funny and people should be reminded of that more often.
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*the JLA holding a super important strategy meeting in the batcave*
Batman: -the main priority is to ensure the safety of the surrounding area even in the case of a fight, so we’ll have people stationed around the perimeter just in case. Hood, can you grab me the signal flares from the store room? you’re closest.
Red Hood, walking over: *grunts*
Batman: *continues to explain his plan as in the background Jason walks into the store room, pauses, and then promptly walks right back out*
Red Hood: *sweetly, from the doorway* Robin?
Robin: mm?
Red Hood: would you like to go into the store room for me? my darling, favourite brother-mine?
Robin:
Robin, eyes half-lidded: is there a spider in there?
Red Hood: maybe.
Robin, sighing in exasperation as he starts walking over: you really need to start trying to deal with these yourself, Hood. you can’t call me every time-
The Flash, watching Damian emerge with a small spider in the palm of his hand while Jason refuses to come out of the corner of the cave: doesn’t that guy chop peoples heads off sometimes…?
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*Aquaman, on a mission with Nightwing and Batman, on a platform in the middle of the ocean*
Aquaman: if you have your rebreathers then you can follow me down, it’s not too deep a dive to the site.
Nightwing: *staring into the water* mhm.
Batman: *watching Nightwing in amusement*
Aquaman: …Nightwing, are you ok?
Nightwing, still staring: oh- hm? yep. yep, i’m good. i’m- yeah. lets go. lets do this.
Aquaman:
Batman: he has thalassophobia. he doesn’t like deep, empty waters.
Aquaman:
Nightwing: *staring down*
Batman: *faux shoves Dick forward, as if to push him in*
Nightwing, shrieking and jumping back: bRUCE- I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT-
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Superman: the victim’s in that room, if you need to examine the body.
Red Robin: got it, thanks.
Red Hood: so what actually happened to the guy?
Superman, as Tim leaves: well, it seems like the virus infects the mind and causes intense delusions. we think he was driven crazy and ended his own life. it’s… not pretty in there. he stabbed himself in the eye with a pencil.
Red Hood: *whistles* *pauses* wait. in the eye?
Superman: yeah. why?
Red Hood:
Red Robin: *slams out of the other room, falls to his knees vomiting*
Superman:
Red Hood, watching Tim calmly: yeah he’s got this thing about things in peoples eyes?
Superman:
Superman: really?
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Green Arrow: shit, that’s a nasty scratch you got there, Bats. right across the eye, too.
Batman: *grunt*
Green Arrow: who’d you fight to get it?
Batman: Robin.
Green Arrow:
Green Arrow: Damian did that?
Batman: hn.
Green Arrow: …why?
Batman: he had a cavity and i had to take him to the dentist.
Green Arrow:
Batman: he’s scared of the dentist.
Green Arrow: wasn’t he raised by the league of assassins?
Batman: he’s scared of the dentist.
Green Arrow:
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Jason is a vengeful spirit and makes it everyone's (but mostly Tim's) problem
DPxDC Prompt
Before anyone panics, that title is just a tad misleading. Okay, so you know that popular headcanon that Jason calls Tim Replacement? And how in DPxDC fics, it's common to make Jason ghostly, but with some exuse as to why he didn't know about it and didn't have typical ghost powers untill meeting the Phantom gang years later?
Cool, cool. But what if we… don't do that? And flip these two ideas on their head?
I present to you: "Jason Actually Gets To Be A Ghost, Dammit" AU.
It's a working title, we can workshop it. But the main idea is just that.
genderfluid tim drake is eating my brain
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cass, noticing tim wearing a she/they pronoun pin: girl day?
tim, shrugged: girl-ish day
cass, nodding: down for girls night though?
tim: always
cass: ill call steph and tell her your coming then
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interviewer: so tim, with your recent more feminine looks at gala's you've got people wondering, are you a girl now?
tim: im whatever makes everyone who finds me hot gay
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jason: ladies first
tim: im a boy
jason: im never holding a door open for you again
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kon: so if you're like a boy, girl, and neither... does that mean your my boygirlpartnerfriend?
tim: what the hell, sure
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What's your take in Jason being older than Tim for just 1-2 years in canon? Cause I love the "older siblings duo" that he and Dick do, but when I read it I visualise them close in age and then I remember that he is closest to Tim than to Dick
So, when I read your post I want to know how you visualise them
honestly it fully depends on the other brotherly dynamics going on around whatever the fuck i'm doing. bcs like. i adore older sibling duo dick and jason, and when i lean into that i usually then like to have tim and damian as the 'younger ones' just because it seems funnier, and i also like jason being considered one of the older ones in regards to being damian's older brother because i really like the whole concept of tim and damian almost fighting over jason, because jason is damian's league buddy but he was also tim's robin so they get competitive. HOWEVER i think that 'one of the older ones' jason is a dynamic that i prefer to use when i'm writing him post lazarus/coming back to gotham, which i think is something a lot of people do just because it's so easy to forget how young he still is.
thing is, the attitude jason tends to portray when coming back to the bats after being in the loa IS very much 'im older, i've grown, and i'm sick of everybody's bullshit now'. like he tries VERY hard to establish himself as this mature gritty persona that goes with this new mature gritty body that the pit gave him, so it's very easy when writing THAT part of jason's life to just. let him keep that role and lump him in with dick as one of the older ones. but when i'm writing something that includes/starts with jason pre-ethiopia, i get a completely different vibe from him. THAT'S when i start to adore tim and jason being closer in age, because the potential of them knowing each other when jason was robin will always be fucking awesome.
i think there is a severe lack of content taking advantage of the fact for a significant period of time jason and tim were 1: like, within a year or two of being the same age, 2: both attending the same gotham elite events, and 3: both too intelligent and sarcastic for their own ages. i think there's a severe lack of people taking advantage of the potential for that type of friendship blooming between the two, and i think there's an even BIGGER lack of people using the potential of that friendship carried over into the post-lazarus pit era. because in my mind, regardless of how angry or messed up in the head jason is when he comes back to gotham with a thirst for blood, there is something about having really close relationships with somebody your age that matches your exact energy that just... brings the youth back to people the second you're both put in the same room together. and i think if more people leant into the whole idiot-childhood-bestie dynamic with tim and jason, then his return as the red hood could be like 1000% more entertaining.
i fully believe there's a universe out there where jason shows up on tim's doorstep after coming back to gotham just. completely unmasked, ready to freak the shit out of his old friend. and tim opens the door and jason goes
Jason, an asshole: supriiiiiise! not dead, bitch!
Tim:
Tim, also an asshole: i'm sorry and you're supposed to be...?
Jason, face dropping: man fuck you, i'm literally your only real friend.
Tim: nu-uh, my only friend could fit inside my washing machine with room to spare, so i don't know what kinda shazam-looking-shit you got going on over here buddy, butcha' ain't my jason. fuck off, BFG.
Jason: oh yeah? how about your only friend took some ancient steroids and now he's going to throw you into the pool like a sumo-wrestler you little fucking-
Tim: *as Jason starts putting him in a headlock* get your OAF FUCKING HANDS OFF MY HAIR-
Jason, wrangling Tim like an alligator: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING ROBIN.
Tim, stubbornly trying to elbow Jason in the gut: YOU SAID- YOU SAID IF YOU EVER DIED I COULD HAVE YOUR SUIT IN THE WILL.
Jason, carrying Tim through the house, over to the pool: NOT DEAD NO MORE, BITCH-
like. yes older sibling jason will always have a special place in my heart. but middle siblings jason and tim who have been acting like twins/best friends since before jason died HAS to be appreciated as comedy fucking gold. jason introduces tim to damian and tim accurately assumes 'ok so damian is jason's child then' and instantly starts referring to damian as his nephew.
Bruce: son, this is Damian. he showed up last night. he's... your little brother.
Tim, met Damian last week and just didn't snitch: no he isn't.
Bruce:
Tim, bending down to Damian's height: you may call me 'Uncle Tim' and one day i'm going to teach you how to shotgun a beer.
Damian, has been sick of Jason's shit for the past 4 years and upon meeting Tim simply went 'fuck there's two of them': do you even know how to shotgun a beer?
Tim: Jason showed me that when I was eleven.
Bruce, bluescreening for like three different reasons: excuse me what now-?
i also just think the whole transition of tim going from robin to red robin would be... so much fucking funnier if it was just the product of two asshole middle child besties having a casual argument with each other over lunch.
Jason: -so i just figured fuck him, i'll take one of his old names.
Tim: 'Red Hood' that's fucking cool. i want that. i want the helmet.
Jason: too bad, poser, it's mine.
Tim: 'm not a poser-
Jason: you cant be Robin anymore either. you gotta find something else.
Tim: what?! fuck you! i'm Robin, you died fair and square, you promised-
Jason: 's gotta be the kid's mantle. he was like, bred for it or something. he'll cry if he isn't Robin.
Tim: fuck you, i earned this shit,
Jason: dude, i made you his godfather, you can't steal your godson's mantle.
Tim: yeah ok while we're on the subject- Bruce says you don't have the legal authority to actually give me that title.
Jason: Bruce wasn't there when i tippexed Damian's birth certificate though, was he? you're godfather. give him Robin.
Tim: *groan* ok well then i want Red Hood!
Jason: i told you, that's mine.
Tim: i don't care, give it. mine now.
Jason: ?? not on your fucking life, fuck off.
Tim: -then i'm staying as Robin, fucker! you can't take both.
Jason: FUCK you-
Tim: -NO FUCK YOU,
Jason: FUCK- fuck, ok fine, how about a compromise. take half of each.
Tim:
Tim: hm....
anyway to wrap up my thoughts on tim and jason being only a few years apart? very very good. much love. much appreciation. will take it both ways. depends on the world.
tim "i became robin during bruce's biggest crashout episode" drake is the only one capable of getting that fool back to resting