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LION KING?!

EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A FUCKING LION LOOKS LIKE!!!

THE OSCAR COMMITTEE IGNORED THIS MASTERPIECE

me: lets get bumpin!!!!

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The guy’s been in jail for 5 years because of four witnesses. One is legally blind, two admits police pressured him into giving false testimony, three was held in police custody for two days until they claimed the defendant was in the car similar to the one involved in the crime, Four reads a bit weird but it sounds like he just happened to know the defendant from somewhere else and was confused.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

Hey everyone. So @vaspider the deadset legend brought to people’s attention that there’s a Spanish translation for “If ICE Agents Show Up At Your Door” that has been maliciously doctored to say things like “open the door for them” and “answer all their questions honestly” etc. And some dickhead stole those images from Spider’s post and made their own, all like “so uhm va//spi//der is bad and not a good person so here are the posters and here’s a really poor visual for how to tell them apart.” SO! Here’s MY post, saying 1) Spider’s awesome and they deserve love and hugs for the week they’ve had. And 2) here’s a very easy way to visually distinguish between the fake translation and the genuine one, because most folks have been told to look for “ACLU” vs “ALCU” or whatever, and that’s confusing and unclear.

For the fake, look for “Tu cooperación será apreciada” which can easily be translated to “Your cooperation will be appreciated” which should be a big and clear enough red flag.

Also look at “SOLO SE HONESTO” – Just be honest. Like, fuck these guys.

Really, just look for any instance of the word “honest” in there, and that should be clear that it’s a fake.

The real translation has two instances of these four words underlined and asterisked, with post script at the bottom.

It also says at the bottom: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS – KNOW YOUR RIGHTS

La imagen falsa dice ‘¡Tu cooperación será apreciada!’ y ‘SOLO SE HONESTO.’ ¡¡¡Estate atento por esas palabras!!! Sola la falsa tiene esas palabras. Mira:

La imagen real tiene asteriscos después de las palabras ‘firmada por un juez’ dos veces. Y al final hay una postdata y las palabras “CONOCE TUS DERECHOS”

They scientifically don't exist. Evolution has made them extinct. You can't be a great rider and have big tiddies. They get in the way.

The best cowgirls have small tiddies.