Coeysauraus

anyone: “I have to pee”

what if i sucked you off while you were playing league 🥺👉👈 and i only let you cum once you won 🥺👉👈 but you were just on a losing streak all night and getting increasingly agitated while my jaw gets more and more sore and it's awkward and you start to lose the ability to stay hard while raging abt your jungler and i eventually decide to go home but after i leave i realize i don't have a car and i accidentally left my phone at your place so i can't call an uber so i just sit on the curb contemplating my life choices that led me to this moment. it's my fault for being attracted to a league player, i think

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i just know he’d be a zara bear walking if he were alive today

You say joke but

me every time a modern pokemon game drops that looks mediocre at best: feel like shit I just want her back