my first hair appointment in four years tomorrow, let's pray that she gets me

lorelai doesn't understand personal boundaries at all, it's almost mildred pierce-ian.... but that's how i'm gonna make my gilmore girls watch WORK

the way they talk on gilmore girls is so painful and forced

i need to start approaching ppl in the street lowkey cause i haven't updated my behaviour since i became more feminine but maybe it wouldn't matter either way cause i have the misty quigley creep factor working against me

lithuanian fairytales r not above using farts to move the plot forward

i think i was on the verge of being asked out yesterday cause i overheard this butch queen in the park say something like [unintelligible] she's pretty [unintelligible] while looking in my direction but maybe that was wishful thinking idk...

i haven't seen shameless, is it normal that emmy rossum is this hot or is she trying something new?

when i saw the girl from little orphan cassidy i screamedddd

jake lacy is always booked