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For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

this is the kind of

how it feels to read self insert/xreader fics of any media that follow the canon plot line

I need to find this cafe

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

Do not ever be rude or condescending to someone who asks "obvious" questions, no matter how obvious or silly you think the question is.

Thank you everyone who is pointing out in the notes that this is usually an attempt to connect with someone and/or strike up a conversation. Because honestly in my experience 9 times out of 10 when someone asks an "obvious" question that's what they're trying to do. If someone walks into the kitchen and asks "oh are you cooking?" while you're standing over the stove holding a spatula, they probably already know the answer, but they're just trying to start a conversation with you and connect to you.

There are no stupid questions, only assholes providing snarky non-answers. Because aside from the bid for connection or genuine confusion, sometimes there are REASONS why you might get an obvious question.

“Oh, are you cooking?”

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Genius.

update on this from my (now former) roommate:

Op didn’t stop on