Good mf’n vibes Only

also, like, all of your exterior undercarriage? personal needs may vary, but warm water and gentle soap daily is a good starting point, adjust according to your own results and comfort ✌️🍑🍆🫓

The first thing they do in the marines is teach you how to properly wash your ass and junk and still someone in my kid’s group got a nasty case if flesh eating bacteria which they don’t medicate because if they medicate it they have to discharge you for being on meds and they don’t want to discharge. So, they teach new recruits how to shower and supervise until they’re convinced you know what you’re doing.

What the fuck

I was in the US Marines and I had to learn it from prostitutes in Korea.

You’re telling me they instituted the ass washing policy RECENTLY?

We gotta start some kinda catch and release wildlife rehabilitation program for guys. How are any of you alive.

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

I really thought this was a joke people made up

The police have a 20 foot tall chittering homunculus that only eats children because they need it. They need it to keep us safe.

I love predictions of the future that oscillate between "eerily prescient" and "what the hell are you talking about?" Like that description of the year 2,000 written in 1933 where the author predicts flatscreen television, the glass wall trend in the homes of the wealthy, and the obsolescence of stuffed mattresses, but is also convinced that normal showers will be replaced by a device called the VAPOR LANCE that VAPORIZES the DIRT on you

Sometimes Apollo hits writers with prophecy and sometime it’s Hephaestus trying to make a pitch for his new product