schiantati come le stelle ad agosto

One of my big breaks with star wars canon is that I fully think that, even with hyperlanes, they should need several weeks to get from the outer rim to Coruscant. I will write that trip as taking Forever unless people are using restricted tech (military) or breaking the law (Han Solo).

and you can sleep in a coffin but the past ain’t through with you

this is very specific but my favorite part of a ship hyperfixation is showing a friend who isn’t familiar with the source material their gayest moments and watching them lose their mind

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

I'm starting to think it's not the cube....

I was NOT expecting voyager 6

I'm starting to think it's not the cube....

poly shipping solves this

i bring a sort of "what if they had a threesome?" vibe to the shipping convo that both misogynists and homophobes dont like