schiantati come le stelle ad agosto

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

The "Tell me about an uncomplicated man" is a merciless roast 😆

you know what 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿 just in case

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

“It’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing” I’m in love

idk man i just think i can’t trust your ability to be part of any sort of political discussion if you can’t seem to understand the very simple idea that both sides of a conflict can be bad and a country opposing the united states doesn’t automatically make it perfect and amazing snd “the good guys”

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

200k notes is insane who the hell are u people

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Why are they in Hell

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

World Heritage Post

Black people who have any form of hair at all deserve 1 million dollars.

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

always reblog italian manwhore summer