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girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

This.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being