and I am Iron Man

#ahahahaahaha thIS SHOW WAS FOR CHILDREN #cap LITERALLY goes to the afterlife dimension #sees that Bucky ain’t there #and says FUCK NO to death #just NOPES back into his original dimension #and if coming back to the shitty world of the living just to find your not-dead friend ain’t love guys i’m sorry idk what to tell you (via stuffimgoingtohellfor)

Steve, a nice Christian boy from the mid 20th century, getting irrefutable proof of life after death and being offered an eternal reward for a life well lived: Yeah where’s Bucky though? I’m not interested in any dimension that has no Bucky. Gonna un-die and look for him. Good talk, bye.

Ok, but how bout I love all of this?? The afterlife dimension, geez… Imagine that, tho. Imagine reaching ‘the land of the dead’ and discovering that the person you love most who you thought was dead for YEARS, isn’t there. The Alarm Bells that must be going off in a person’s head MUST be crazy. ‘!!!!’ is the most coherent response I can think of at this point. Land of the Dead. And Bucky isn’t there. What. The. Shit. (bc we all know Steve Rogers curses like a fucking sailor)

does anybody else remember when the h*nger g*mes movies were big and there was that really dark, haunting song in them about a man getting lynched and people watching it because that kind of violence was so normalized in their world (that “are you are you coming to the tree, they strung up a man, they say he murdered three” song), and then in real life they made like a club version of that song to play on the radio

There is literally nothing funnier than the marketing of teh Hunger Games franchise because they couldn’t figure out what to do other than perfectly imitate the villains of the story

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

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i don’t think people should have to work in their 20s i think they should just be government designated Adventure Years where you’re paid to wander the country and go on journeys of self discovery and have gay sex and try different foods and sing badly in cars and create enemies and find fleeting father figures and sometimes commit crimes

comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around

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History in a nutshell

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IT INTO WORDS

I don’t even want to be rich, I just want to have/make enough money to feel safe and live comfortably...

Change your goddamn url jeff